LoL did you hear that they're gonna send us all a check for 100.00? That's so swell of them. They're buying us like whores... and it's going to work.

Republican idiot: "we want to drill in the alaskan wildlife refuge... "

Democrat Idiot: "...but our hippies aren't going to like that."

Republican Idiot: "we must appease these 'hippies' you speak of... what do hippies need most?"

Democrat Idiot: "marijuana."

Republican Idiot: "The president's daughters toked up the whole supply... what else will work?"

Democrat Idiot: "That's a shame, marijuana usually gets hippies all politically-minded."

Republican Idiot: "what if we give them marijuana vouchers?!"

Democrat Idiot: "where will they redeem them? They can't scale that wall you built between us and Mexico."

Republican Idiot: "well... can't we just give them some money? That's usually how our bosses do it with us... just pay for the vote."

Democrat Idiot: "Hippies are poor... that just might work! We'll say it's ... for their gas!"

Republican Idiot: "how do we tell if they drive or not?"

Democrat Idiot: "doesn't matter, we'll send checks to everyone and then the drivers will get in fights with the non-drivers about fairness and next thing we know, they'll be fighting with eachother while we ram detrimental bills through congress..."

Republican Idiot: "yahtzee!"