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About Me Member Hack DorklogicMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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Finally a Clear Day

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I </3 American Politics

Tue May 2, 2006, 6:11 AM
LoL did you hear that they're gonna send us all a check for 100.00? That's so swell of them. They're buying us like whores... and it's going to work.

Republican idiot: "we want to drill in the alaskan wildlife refuge... "

Democrat Idiot: "...but our hippies aren't going to like that."

Republican Idiot: "we must appease these 'hippies' you speak of... what do hippies need most?"

Democrat Idiot: "marijuana."

Republican Idiot: "The president's daughters toked up the whole supply... what else will work?"

Democrat Idiot: "That's a shame, marijuana usually gets hippies all politically-minded."

Republican Idiot: "what if we give them marijuana vouchers?!"

Democrat Idiot: "where will they redeem them? They can't scale that wall you built between us and Mexico."

Republican Idiot: "well... can't we just give them some money? That's usually how our bosses do it with us... just pay for the vote."

Democrat Idiot: "Hippies are poor... that just might work! We'll say it's ... for their gas!"

Republican Idiot: "how do we tell if they drive or not?"

Democrat Idiot: "doesn't matter, we'll send checks to everyone and then the drivers will get in fights with the non-drivers about fairness and next thing we know, they'll be fighting with eachother while we ram detrimental bills through congress..."

Republican Idiot: "yahtzee!"

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  • Interests: nudity, World of Warcraft, Baseball, photography
  • Favourite movie: The Graduate
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:iconangelworld:
thanks for the fave's :D

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:iconivey:
where is says "Fav Artist", you "put whoever did starry night" That would be Vangough (sp?). The guy who fell in love with a whore and cut off his ear.

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:icondorklogic:
van gogh

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:iconbhaveshkhatri007:
Thanks For The Fav
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:iconemilis:
Thankyou for the fave!!

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:iconsnapshooter:
Thank you for the :+fav: :-)

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:iconangelworld:
thnks for the +fav :hug:

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:icondorklogic:
Note to self: Create More

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:icondorklogic:
They've blocked Livejournal, Myspace, and all World of Warcraft related sites here at work.

I'm basically fucked.

I hope they don't block this one.
:iconivey:
kisses

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